He Excites Blogger More Than Johnny Deep and Christian Grey Does

There is a fairy running around in the blogging community that can get us bloggers more excited than reading 50 Shades of Grey while watching Pirates of the Caribbean can. You may be saying “Who? Who?” The Fairy Hobmother of course!

I couldn’t believe when I found an e-mail from him in my e-mail ( you know, because that is usually where your e-mails are) telling me how much he loved my blog and that he saw me mention him on Twitter. This was the only time me offering to help someone organize something actually netted me something good. YAY for organization!

So anyway, I read this e-mail and after I got done squealing and dancing around the house, I immediately answered him, trying very hard not to profess my undying love like he was Justin Beiber and I just received a backstage pass to one of his concerts. Because really this is way much cooler than that!

After talking to him, I found out that he works for a company called Appliances Online. He also loves spreading sprinkles and fairy dust because he wants to do it more, he told me so. Yes ladies, this is way better than Christian Grey and Johnny Depp. Why?

1. He gives you something. He is a true fairy and when people ask if you have met a fairy you can say “Yes, yes I have and I am not talking about Disney World.”

2. You can stalk him on the internet and not worry about a restraining order. If you stalked Johnny Depp you would be the next TMZ story, using the worst picture they could find, and talking all about your secret crazy.

3. You don’t have to be kinky. Unless you find writing blog posts kinky. If that is true then “you go girl!”

Seeee? So much better! Want to see him yourself? Then leave a comment on the post below with your site URL and tell him why he should visit you!